Wednesday, August 12, 2020

August 12th

We had a visitor yesterday.
Thankfully he's smaller than our girls.
This guy visits often and just perches himself
on the fence at that same spot.
He is a red tailed hawk, and a beautiful
specimen at that.
Well, as you can guess....
the girls went crazy!
Their "alert" clucks were shrill and loud.
He made no attempt to swoop in and they
made no attempt to back off.
They've displayed this behavior before,
that "don't mess with us" behavior.
I heard the clamor and went to investigate.
Since they've acted this way with 
hawks as well as owls in the past, I figured
they were alerting me that something was afoot.
As I stood on the patio, I kept inching closer
to get a good picture.
Oddly, he never even glanced my way.
He only had eyes on the 5 hens,
who now had fluffed their feathers, making 
them appear even bigger.
It was a classic western standoff!
The girls were waiting for him to make the first move.
It was tense.
He finally decided to fly off, 
but the girls continued with their incessant
clucking to make sure he didn't swoop back in.
I'm proud of my girls!

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The veggie garden is feeling the heat.
The cantaloupe vine died as well as 
the cucumber and lettuce.
We were lucky enough to harvest 8 cantaloupes.
Most were smaller than the usual ones
you see in the grocery, but they were
just as sweet,
and
we grew them!


Zucchini flowers.
Hope they grow well because
our last foray with squash
ended up with blossom end rot.
That means the blossoms fell off 
before the flower could germinate.
We don't use pesticides, so it's all organic.
We're hoping for the best.


Bell Peppers.
These will turn red-orange.


I've harvested several already.
We need to pick them fast because
the hens love them!
They eat good in this neighborhood!



This is called "Icebox Watermelon"
It'll remain round and small.
We should be able to harvest it when
the area around the stem starts to
yellow and wither.


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The gardenias are still looking so beautiful.



False Garlic flower.
It's just ornamental, but
so very pretty.


Lantana.
I attempted to cut a few and bring them into
the house, but they literally shed pollen.
There was a yellow "dust" on the table
under the vase.
Nope.
Won't do that again.

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Our prism arrived!
It shines wonderfully beautiful colors
all through the kitchen.
Seems that it's working,
because we've had no kamikaze
bird crashes since we've hung it.
Before the prism, there was even dragonfly 
window crashers!
Whoda thunk??


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The girls wanted to say hi.
This is Lucy.
Her facial feathers are turning white.
So, apparently, as some chickens age, their
feathers lose color similar to 
mammals hair going gray.
(Like me!)
I think it makes her distinguished.
Don't you?


This is Pepper.
The picture is blurred because she
can't sit still!


Hazel.
She is usually up for getting her picture taken,
but these pictures were shortly after
the red tailed hawk incident.
I guess they were all still a bit jumpy.


Nugget.
She is so curious!
She likes to get close to us.
She'll also run next to us like a puppy or jump
up to see what we are doing.


Ethel.
She's our shy girl.
She usually will avoid us if she can,
unless we have treats, then 
all bets are off.
It's a melee to get to the hand outs!
(P.S. that's not chicken poop behind her,
it's part of a nut, seed, grain cube
for chickens)

Speaking of chicken poop....
we try to keep it at bay,
but there are times we step in it.
Thankfully it's relatively
easy to de-poop our shoes.
Much easier than dog poop
and doesn't stink as bad!
But...
Ya know, I really can't dance,
no inherited rhythm,
but
I can Moonwalk better
than Michael Jackson
when I step in chicken crap!

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An observation...
Just wondering what on God's green earth
were these women thinking.
"Gee, that sounds like a great idea to swim
with an animal that can essentially fit 100
humans inside its' mouth!"
or 
"I wonder if this greater than 50,000 pound
animal, would like me to pet it?"
These women should be awarded the
Darwin award for selecting 
themselves out of the gene pool.
One can only hope
they don't procreate!
😂
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Remember...
If you stumble,
make it
part of your dance.
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Friday, July 31, 2020

July 31st


Hello from Nugget.
She's patrolling the yard and keeping her world 
safe from small insects.
You can see how determined she is by the look in her eye.
These girls take their jobs seriously.

Recently, I came across some interesting
chicken facts that I hadn't previously posted.
I thought I'd share a few...
🐔
The only country on earth, without live chickens
is Vatican City, and the only continent is
Antarctica.
If you wanted to get well in ancient Greece,
you'd sacrifice a rooster to Asclepius, today we
eat chicken soup. Science has shown that
the meat in chickens contains cystine, an
amino acid that is related to a drug used in 
treating bronchitis. 
Under US federal law, chickens are not
considered livestock. They aren't even
classified as animals - they are classified
as food! (don't tell our girls that!)
Chickens reached the New World way
before Columbus was sailing around the Caribbean.
Fossilized chicken bones, used for food, were
found in South America and date to
the end of the Ice Age.
In 2007, a scientist extracted a protein from a 
68 million year old T-Rex that showed an
exact match to a protein in modern chicken DNA. 
Oh, no! Jurassic Park might be real!
Chickens are called bilateral gyandromorphs.
All that means is that they possess male and
female parts on separate sides of their bodies.
No, they can't fertilize their own eggs,
but it can cause a hen to take on male 
outer characteristics like feathered tails
and a grander comb and wattle.
Now,
this is a weird chicken fact - 
roosters don't have a penis.
Ok, you ask,
so how do baby chicks come into the world?
Well, its seems that the rooster (who lives
in a perpetual state of arousal) jumps
on top of a hen and inverts his cloaca
(that is the one way, all purpose vent) 
and presses it to hers.
All this is a very fast process that is 
done multiple times.
(I guess if his aim is off he'd better
reconnoiter and try again)
Funny thought here....
A rooster's anatomy doesn't explain
why a slang word for a certain
part of the male anatomy would refer 
to a bird that lacks one.
Just sayin'
😆


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The cantaloupes ripened. 
Yay!!
The larger one from last post wasn't
quite ripe when we cut it, so it became a hen treat,
and they loved it!
These two are smaller. They tasted great!



The carrots are looking good



Zucchini
No flowers yet....

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White Lantana

Pink Lantana



Say Aloe to my little friends!
Aloe?
Is it me you're looking for?

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When chickens communicate,
do they use fowl language??
I sincerely think our girls do.


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Well said Thomas.
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Thursday, July 23, 2020

July 23rd

This is a sunflower from last year.
The one's we grew this year were small
but still cute. I really love sunflowers.
They scream summer to me.

Speaking of summer...
As you can see, it's 82 degrees,
about to rain but still feels like
91 degrees!
Yep, it's hot!
I was going out to weed the around the veggies,
but decided against that for now.
I almost said "fixin' to go out to weed".
😁
It reminded me of the uniquely southern
sayings that come second nature to me.
Like, "Bless your heart". 
That phrase can be complimentary 
or derogatory, depending on the situation,
but it's always polite.
Then there's "used to could" - meaning 
once upon a time I was able to...
How about when you can't remember the 
name for something and call it a 
"dookickey", "thingamajig" or "Whatchamacallit"
Or, when you are speaking to someone
who knows "diddly squat"?
Here are a few my Mom used often.
This one was reserved for
 when we tried to cut something.
"Don't use the good scissors!"
Then with impending bad weather, "It's 
blowing up a storm out there!".
And if you weren't listening, she'd say 
"I'll beat knots on your head!",
but she never followed through.
"Ya'll are a day late and a dollar short"
when we didn't know something
that we clearly should have.
And 
my personal favorites....
"If you're going out, put on clean underwear."
"Make sure you have car fare"
(This was in case we had to catch a bus)
 but I never questioned it.
because that's what Southern Mama's said.

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Genovese Basil with its purple flowers

Globe Basil with white flowers

Thai Basil with very dark purple flowers

All Basil plants taste mostly the same.
Basil tends to have a slight anise flavor
that compliments tomato sauces. 
The flowers have a more subtle flavor.
We dehydrate the leaves and the flowers
for our herbal blends.


Zucchini
No buds yet, but we're watching closely.


Cantaloupe


Watermelon


Gigantic Cucumbers
and
2 orange Bell Peppers.
The cukes will be eaten in salads
and the peppers will be cut up and 
added to onions and olive oil. Then
poured into an ice tray to freeze for 
use later. The olive oil never actually
freezes, it just gets firm. Then I toss a 
couple of cubes into whatever dish 
I'm cooking. 

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Scarlet Geraniums
These flowers are edible.
I sometimes eat them in a salad.


Chrysanthemums


Gardenias

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🐔
The CEO bought crickets as a treat
for the girls.



Hazel seems satisfied.


Lucy got her fill too.


Nugget and Pepper are still
scoping out potential
cricket escapees.


Ethel is already in the coop.
She's broody and only comes out
for food and water.
But, believe me, she'll never miss a treat!

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🐦
This is a mark from a Mourning Dove
that crashed into the kitchen bay window.
you can see the head and wing.
He's fine, just a bit shook up, but
this has been happening more and more.
We've ordered a prism to hang in the window,
to reflect light.
A website said that it might work by scaring
the birds away.
We also found a dead sparrow on the patio
last week after I heard an unusually loud
crash into the window.
Hope this helps.

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Thursday, July 9, 2020

July 9th

Today has a distinction, at least in my memory,
of being the day in 1982 when PanAm flight 759
crashed into the ground in Kenner after being forced
down by a microburst. 
It killed all on board and several on the ground.
153 souls.
This is a memorial set up at 
Our Lady of Perpetual Help church.
I've never been to see it.
I really didn't even know it was there.
I'll have to visit to pay my respects.

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Jeez, it's only the beginning of July and the days 
are in the '90's!!
Currently, it's 90 degrees and 
according to my phone weather app,
it feels like 102!
I can attest that it does.
We are in the Dog Days of Summer.
What is that exactly?
Well, I looked it up....
It lasts from July 3rd to August 11th.
It was thought to be so hot
(per the Greeks & Romans)
that it would drive dogs and men mad.
It gets its name from Sirius the dog star.
Sirius is associated with drought, heat.
mad dogs, lethargy, bad luck ......
(a bunch of unfortunate events)
Well, clearly they lived in the Mediterranean
area with a reasonably mild summer,
and not in south Louisiana!
And...
it's not even August or September yet!
(how hot is it you ask?)
It's so hot....
that our hens are laying hard boiled eggs,
that my seat belt doubles as a branding iron,
that it's hotter than 2 hamsters farting in a wool sock,
that Jehovah's Witnesses began telemarketing.
that the beach sand turned to glass,
that.....
Ok, I'll stop now.
I really need to get it together,
because this heat makes
me realize I can't go to hell!
👿

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The backyard farm is getting droopy.
Typical of this time in the season.
The current crop of tomatoes has 
played out, but the new ones aren't
big enough to plant yet.
We are still getting cucumbers, onions,
celery and our herbs.
The CEO planted cantaloupes and watermelon.

Cantaloupes

These 2 are the size of the ones you get 
in the grocery.
We'll harvest them this weekend.


Watermelons

These 2 watermelons are
approximately the size of my fist.
You can already see their stripes.


There's still some Brussels sprouts...
sprouting,


These are carrots.
Hopefully they'll grow in a normal way.
Not like the Chernobyl looking ones
we grew in the early spring.

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The begonias are
doing well, but something is
making a meal of the lantanas

Begonias


Lantana
It's probably the caterpillars, but
I haven't seen any lately.

Gardenia


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I recently read an online article that said
most chickens can't swim.
I did some further research and
read where, not only can they
swim, their ancestors island hopped
in the southeast Asia area and spread
their ancestral roots to China and India.
They could have survived typhoons
and were blown/swam to the islands.
But,
they really don't like water.
Their feathers will get waterlogged
but dry off quickly.
Our girls will forage in a slight drizzle,
but when it comes to a downpour,
they head for cover.

Yeah, yeah,
I'm talking about ya'll,
Pepper.

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In keeping with the Dog Days,
remember...
No matter what life brings,
Kick some grass
over that shit
and move on!